Forums · Death By Stripper!
On one of the Exotic Dancer Messageboards that frequent, a story was told about a Bachelor party gone bad. When the Groom to be, was smothered to death between the ample breasts of the hired stripper.
I've been near death on more than one occassion, in similar situations. Some dancers use a head lock technique to force the customers nose and lips deep into the soft flesh in her clevage. A person in this perdicament can not breath. For me the dilemma was "Do I just enjoy the event? Or do I panic, & franticly flail my arms, while trying to escape the luscious trap?
I thing a murder case such as this would be a great case for the TV series "CSI" to investigate. It would be fun & interesting to see them proove how a man could suffocate in the breasts of a woman!
Have any of you women ever used such a technique, to show your man; who really is Boss in your Family?
I've been near death on more than one occassion, in similar situations. Some dancers use a head lock technique to force the customers nose and lips deep into the soft flesh in her clevage. A person in this perdicament can not breath. For me the dilemma was "Do I just enjoy the event? Or do I panic, & franticly flail my arms, while trying to escape the luscious trap?
I thing a murder case such as this would be a great case for the TV series "CSI" to investigate. It would be fun & interesting to see them proove how a man could suffocate in the breasts of a woman!
Have any of you women ever used such a technique, to show your man; who really is Boss in your Family?
No I've never used that technique - there are other ways, of which I won't go into (I don't think he'd appreciate it - giggle)
There are people who do get off on suffocation but I believe it's usually strangulation and there have been tv shows where one partner dies and the other was tried for murder. In those shows I've seen, usually as long as they are a willing partner, they never got convicted of murder one but they were convicted of accidental homicide (is that agrivated murder?). Those dancers should probably set up a signal with the curstomer before hand so they don't find themselves in jail - who knows what kind of heart conditions those guys have anyway?
[ February 09, 2002: Message edited by: Connie ]
There are people who do get off on suffocation but I believe it's usually strangulation and there have been tv shows where one partner dies and the other was tried for murder. In those shows I've seen, usually as long as they are a willing partner, they never got convicted of murder one but they were convicted of accidental homicide (is that agrivated murder?). Those dancers should probably set up a signal with the curstomer before hand so they don't find themselves in jail - who knows what kind of heart conditions those guys have anyway?
[ February 09, 2002: Message edited by: Connie ]
I think it is rather ridiculous to think of any man not being able to get out of the "trap". This sounds like more of a fantasy than anything else. Take a snorkel with you to the strip clubs, Dave, if that would make ya feel better! LOL =O!
azspirit
azspirit
uhhhh... not to trivialize a death, but what man wouldn't bust her (or anyone!) in the chops to free up his breathing!? She must have been one beefcake of a woman to be able to hold a man in a headlock and suffocate him at the same time!
As far as proving a case such as this - fairly easy when you've got tons of witnesses. But then again - had he drank enough to have caused him to pass out during the event and he couldn't fight back? Maybe the booby snorkel is the answer. :nerd:
Nope, can't say as I've ever had to smash my breasts into someones face to get their attention. :lol:
Kell
As far as proving a case such as this - fairly easy when you've got tons of witnesses. But then again - had he drank enough to have caused him to pass out during the event and he couldn't fight back? Maybe the booby snorkel is the answer. :nerd:
Nope, can't say as I've ever had to smash my breasts into someones face to get their attention. :lol:
Kell
Well speaking from my own up bringing, and having been put in this very situation. #1. They don't give you any warning, so you can't take a big breath of air to sustain you as you try to figure out what to do. #2. I was taught never to hit a woman. In my mind's eye that means any & every situation. Kind of like a Genetic fail safe over ride; if my anger gets out of control. #3. Enjoy the fantasy for as long as you can, or fight for your life? That's always a tough call! LOL!
Luckily when it happens to me, they are merely driving home a "Point" to get the message across to me! So far I haven't angered them enough, to want to kill me!
Luckily when it happens to me, they are merely driving home a "Point" to get the message across to me! So far I haven't angered them enough, to want to kill me!
I agree with Az on this.
What's so hard about a good pinch. No need to hit but if you give anyone a good pinch their going to move unless their doing it on purpose.
But I have to agree with Dave on the holding on for as long as possible situation. Time to apply the yogic training and hold your breath for as long as possible. =D
I can just see an infomercial. 'Has this ever happened to you,(visualize the scene). Well no more!! With the New "Stripper Snorkel". Yes, you too can survive your next bachelor party or exotic dancer encounter with the "Stripper Snorkel". Made with space age rubber polymers developed by NASA that can't be crushed by the most ample bossoms. Comes with reinforced head straps so it can't slip off in the sweatiest of circumstances and a free instructional video starring Chesty Gallore. And if you order now we'll send you a fifth of tequila, and an instructional book of sayings for any bachelor party, such as 'Woohoo, nice hooters!!' and 'Shake don't break'm' so you'll never be at a loss for words. Order within the next 30 minutes and we'll even send you a pulse monitor that will sound off a alarm 'beep, beep, beep' when you are about to go into cardiac arrest.
All this can be yours for only $19.95. Supplies are limited' .
What's so hard about a good pinch. No need to hit but if you give anyone a good pinch their going to move unless their doing it on purpose.
But I have to agree with Dave on the holding on for as long as possible situation. Time to apply the yogic training and hold your breath for as long as possible. =D
I can just see an infomercial. 'Has this ever happened to you,(visualize the scene). Well no more!! With the New "Stripper Snorkel". Yes, you too can survive your next bachelor party or exotic dancer encounter with the "Stripper Snorkel". Made with space age rubber polymers developed by NASA that can't be crushed by the most ample bossoms. Comes with reinforced head straps so it can't slip off in the sweatiest of circumstances and a free instructional video starring Chesty Gallore. And if you order now we'll send you a fifth of tequila, and an instructional book of sayings for any bachelor party, such as 'Woohoo, nice hooters!!' and 'Shake don't break'm' so you'll never be at a loss for words. Order within the next 30 minutes and we'll even send you a pulse monitor that will sound off a alarm 'beep, beep, beep' when you are about to go into cardiac arrest.
All this can be yours for only $19.95. Supplies are limited' .