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KellKell

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Feb 28 '02

I laughed out loud when I read this! :lol:

BANGOR, Maine  — A wanted Florida sex offender who fled into the Maine woods is complaining that he lost several toes to frostbite because police were slow in arresting him.

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sundog

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Feb 28 '02

Us floridians don't belong in maine and this story is the proof!! Besides- the talk funny up there!!! what's that "ahh-yup" thing they are always sayin'? Man, the nerve of folks makin' fun of southern accents!!! Ho ho Ho!

sundog-
safe and sound in the florida sun!(except it was 20 degrees last night and there is frost everywhere- yikes!It a conspiracy by those Maine people- ahhh- yup!)
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Donleeann

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Feb 28 '02

=D Serves him right. I'm in south Florida and it was in the 40's here. I was freezing (well not really, I was inside with the heat on).
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nakis

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Feb 28 '02

I don't know what you two are complaining about, 40 is absolutely balmy. =D

What a nut job. I hope he gets help.
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Miranda

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Feb 28 '02

Another fine example of a stupid criminal. Good God some people.......... Although it kind of reminded me of a story my deputy friend told me. He had arrested this drunk guy for disorderly or something anyway they were driving back to the jail and the guy decides he's gotta use the bathroom and the best option is to try to do it over the cage seperating the back seat from the front and on to my friend. When my friend figured out what the guy was doing he slammed on the brakes and well the guy smashed his uh "private parts" into the cage and back of the seat. Apparently the guy was quite swollen and tried to get my friend in trouble for bad driving. The shift supervisor laughed for a long time and told the guy basically it was his own damn fault. :lol:
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KellKell

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Mar 1 '02

Go Deputy!! :lol:

These people are unbelievable! It also reminds me of the guy that set his ladder up on a frozen cowpie, went up onto the roof and did his work. While up there, the sun had come out and thawed the cowpie. When the guy came down, that ladder slipped, he fell and got hurt. So what does he do? Sue the ladder company for not having a warning on the ladder stating not to set it on frozen cowpies. :crazy:
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sundog

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Mar 1 '02

how bout this- a bank robber went back to the back he robbed a week earlier and tried to depsit the stolen money- did his butt ever go to jail!!

another one for our darwin awards!!

Hey Kell- how bout a Darwin Awards forum. there's plenty of nonsense out there to report! it seems like florida has a bout 90% of the market sewn up on weirdness- california is next in line.
never hear about too much weirdness in palces like wyoming though. wonder why?
sundog
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Donleeann

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Mar 1 '02

stupid criminal antics =D

Hey Nakis - I'm cold when it's in the 60's =D
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