Knight Templar
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Jul 25 '02
Dave,
Sorry to hear how things wound up. I wound up staying up very on the phone with Sym that night before heading up to Pierre to cover the governor's press conference. On the way up, I decided it would be nice to put a pheasant into my radiator on the new Blazer. Just a few weeks ago, I'd done the same thing with a wild turkey hen that decided she would give me a clear demonstration that turkeys are indeed able to fly, albeit no as gracefully as one would expect. I don't think that I'll have the front end of the Blazer repainted until after the conclusion of pheasant season this fall. After all, who needs a shot gun when the darn things seem to actually enjoy committing suicide by hurling themselves headlong into my truck while I'm cruising at 80mph? :rolleyes:
The press conference was the kicker. Stale donuts, sludge for coffee, and a press secretary who pretty much detailed exactly what she wanted every one of us in attendance to write rather than trusting in our abilities to compose our own work. Four hours of dribble and nonsense, followed by a luncheon of the standard dry Republican chicken and canned peas before we were led back into the conference room for another two hours of the governor repeating everything his press secretary had drilled into us already word for word. =P
On the way home, I noticed that the dome light had come on inside the Blazer, so I pulled over to make certain all of the doors were shut. Of course, they were all secured and the light had simply decided to follow its own initiative in bringing me a little more fun to the day. I didn't have a star nut driver in my toolkit to remove the access door on the fusebox, so I decided to just remove the bulb because the light was annoying me. After burning my fingers severally on the hot bulb, I continued back onto the road home.
It was at this point that the light in the cargo bay came on...but, I wasn't about to stop to burn myself again, so I thought it best to simply deal with it in stride. Just when I came to terms with the annoying light in my rearview mirror everytime I glanced up, the courtesy lights in the footwell decided that they could get away with coming on as well.
In the end, Dave, it could be argued that I had car problems as well. Between suicidal fowl, the dullest six hours of my life in the company of some very patronizing politicians who may have even offered to spoon feed me at lunch if I hadn't gotten persnickety with them, and a short in the wiring of my new ride, I think it's safe to say it was a lousy weekend for everyone! :lol: