This is really meant to be more humorous than serious. I just thought it was so funny I had to share.
My darling child woke me up this morning at 3a.m. I put her in the swingy chair in our den and drifted off to sleep on the sofa.
I had the most distinct dream about turning on the television, watching "Fox and Friends" and hearing that Little Richard's (remember the singer from the 1950's?) hair had been declared a threat to national security.
Can you say sleep deprivation??!! I swear I didn't have Taco Bell for dinner!

That's because his hair requires so much petroleum products that he has turned to doing business with terrorist states just to keep his hair supplied.




Hmmm, have you had any local wildfire's that have burnt up some of the 'local shrubbery'?

Oh yeah, those daydreams are the best. Your mind comes up with the wackiest stuff.

Nakis! Nope, I haven't been inhaling any fumes from our local shrubbery!
This was absolutely the funniest dream I've ever had. Maybe Little Richard has been buying petroleum products from terrorists. Good Golly Miss Molly!!