...a nice cup of tea, and a choccy biccy!

Thing is, I'm just at that "relaxed and tired" point in my day, where actually getting up, walking alllllllll the way to the kitchen, brewing the tea, pouring the tea, bringing the tea and choccy biccy BACK into this room and walking allllll the way back in the process, just seems too much like an effort!

Anyone else ever get like that? Where they really just fancy something, but it's just too darn much of an effort to do something about it...

...see, what I need is a teandroid, who makes tea, and has a nice line in choccy biccies... that'd work... mmm...

*sighs* Now if only I could be bothered to make one, right about now...

[ October 19, 2006, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: Moonlight ]

Well it just so happens I was about to brew some nice chamomile tea. But no choccy biccy for you. Sorry, fresh out. How about a gingersnap? I would have stocked up you know, but didn't know if or when you and Starlight would be back. I just didn't make it to the market yet.

Or, better yet, how about hot cocoa? You take your with or without marshmellows?

*big grin* Tell you what Pandora... you provide the tea and charming company, and I'll provide the choccy biccies! *offers you a genuine Brit Typhoo tea teabag... only the very bestest tea making teabag will do... that, and a decent teapot to brew it in!* =)

*eyes twinkle* As for marshmallows... we got something better over here... Tunnocks teacakes..! Think of a dome shaped biccy/teacake thing, that is coated in milk chocolate... then fill that shell of choccy with yummy soft creamy stuff... I tell you, every time I've introduced a woman to my Tunnocks, they just purr with delight! *big grin*

They sell them in odd amounts though... packs of 6 or 10... I mean, who did the math on that one?!

Mind you, I admit I'm a ginger nut... my favouritest ginger biccies are th hard-to-find ones nowadays that actually have stem ginger in them... ooh, ultra ginger kick! Mmm-hmmm... and they make good tea-dunking biccies too... ahhh, nothing like a good hard dunk on a cold winters morn, to get the blood flowing!

Y'know I STILL haven't had a cup of tea yet... I should complain to someone... really. I should. I blame the government... no idea which government, but I blame them. So there.

So Pandora honey... what about you? What things do YOU find yourself craving in the middle of the night... no wait, I'll rephase that... what do you lust for but just can't have... no, that's not what I... look, what are your pleasurable weaknesses... ah.

...maybe, I should stick to drinking tea... *muffled giggle*

[ October 20, 2006, 06:42 AM: Message edited by: Moonlight ]

Ok, who slipped the Jack Daniels into Moonlight's tea when he wasn't looking? Hmmm? C'mon now. Who did it?

*hair falls over one eye*

*hiccups merrily*

*rests elbow on table, rests head on hand*

*sings softly* #Nobody knows... how dry I am... nobody noooooooes, how DA-RHYYYYY I ammmmmm... *HIC!*

*shakes head muzzily* S'not true! I am serfectly pober and in complete control of my facleties... facultease... faculatoreries... mind. *HIC!*

*slides ever-so-slightly along table*

*waves teacup in air* Panda hunny! I need more tea... all this tea szrinkins makin' me *HIC!* thirzzzty...

*ever so subtly slides along table, and falls off chair with a THUNK*

*muffled, under table*

Better make that two cups... *HIC!* need sumthun t'numb the pain now...

*Rolls eyes and sighs*

Lightweight.

Ok Starlight. Help me direct Mr. Moonlight over to the cushions before someone trips over him.

Oh, and Moonlight, I think you have had quite enough of that, ahem, tea for now. How about a nice glass of water?

And whoever slipped the Mickey into the tea......
Why didn't you put some of that into mine?

*wanders in carrying a tray loaded down with freshly brewed coffee, tea, along with cold drinks and assorted biccys*

*sets the tray down on the table*

*looks at Moonlight and Pandora*

Would either of you care for something to drink and some nibblies?

I've been told I make a pretty good cuppa.

Oh I think Moonlight has had enough in the beverage department. I mean look at him! His hair is a mess, his shirt untucked and he's got this stupid grin on his face!

However, that coffee sure is enticing. Irish is it?

*Hears a gentle thud*
*Glances back at Moonlight*
Oh my! I do believe he's out cold! Do we have any smelling salts in this room?

[ October 24, 2006, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: Pandora ]

*lies on his back dreaming of... nice cups of tea and choccy biccys*

(you know, it's official... I really need to get out more often! )

*nose sniffs the air in his sleep*

*awakes*

*slurrily* Smells like... tea 'n' biccys!

*is instantly sobre... I mean uh, sober*

*Has a Hollywood Male/Cereal commercial moment, as he goes into bathroom, to emerge 15 seconds later, washed, showered, in fresh clothes, perfectly groomed, wide awake and bright eyed*

*grins* Mmm... great company and great things to eat and drink, now who could ask for more? *sips his tea contentedly*

*ponders to himself*

Well... now I think of it, I could come up with a few things *eyes twinkle* but I'm trying to preserve that innocent, pure, wholesome image that everyone here believes about me

You DO believe that about me... right? *bats eyelashes cutely*

*watches as his hair is blown back by the eyelash fluttering of Panda*

*nigh-on innocent expression* But honey... how could you think me a wolf... can't you see I am as innocent as that newborn lamb over there..?

*quickly hides the wolf-like paws of said lamb*

No really, you're quite safe with me... *looks at you with BIG soft eyes* Not even a hint of wolf about me... totally de-wolfified, that's me! *glowing halo appears above head*

*runs tongue over fangs, and muffles a giggle*

Lamb huh? Too bad. I kinda like big bad wolves.

But my, what big eyes you have there Moonlight.

And goodness, what big ears you have.

And those teeth! They look a bit sharp.

*big warm grin* Hmmm... well now, that's different. If you're actually seeking a big bad wolf in your life...

*licks a fang with a chuckle*

One wolf by moonlight, at your service... so I guess that makes you, Lil Red Riding Hood?

*looks upward at Pandas avatar*

Hmm... now you mention it, you are dressed in red... *wicked grin*

But you wouldn't be afraid of a lil old wolf like me, now... would you? *eyes twinkle*

After all, I don't bite... much...