Ghost & City, those are absolutely hilarious!!
I can recall hearing about some guy who robbed a Circle K convenience store, and after he left and the police got there, it was discovered that this idiot had left his driver's license on the counter!! He was buying liquor prior to the robbery, and the clerk had carded him to check his age... so, the police just met him at his house and arrested him. All of the cash was still in his pockets.
Yes... humans can be very interesting! Truth is always stranger than fiction! LOL